SMS stands for:-

Amitab bachan : SMS stands for ? :P

Aur apk options he A) .......


Sardar : are bhai ruko malum hai Sardaroo ke Mazak udane ki Service

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ICU

Sardar went to see a Chinese in ICU.

Chinese said “Ching chong chau mau cha” & died.

He went China to know its meaning.

It means "Oxygen k pipe se per hata”

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Sardar proposed a Girl

Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said “I’m 1yr elder to you”

Sardar said “No Problm Soniye, I’ll marry u next year, okay??”

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Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai

Frog: “Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.”

Sardar: “Hai.”

Frog: “Nahin hai.”

Sardar: “Hai.”

Frog: “Nahin hai & jumps into the well.”

Sardar: “Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?”

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Sahab baarish ho rahi hai

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped paude the,

Santa naukar ko bola ped paudon ko pani dal.

Naukar: “Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.”

Santa: “Abe to Chatri leke dal.”

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Who r u

Santa dials a number.

A girl receives the call.

Santa: “Who r u?”

Girl: “Seeta bol rahi hu.”

Santa: “Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh Ayodhya me kese lag gaya??”

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Lady to Inspector Sardar

Lady to Inspector Sardar: “My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!”

Sardar: “Why don't u cook something else”

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Itne kam marks

Sardar: “Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.”

Beta: “Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.”

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aap to Doctor ke paas jaane waale the na

Sardarni: “Oye, aap to Doctor ke paas jaane waale the na, kya hua?”

Sardar: “Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.”

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su su kernay ki jaga dikhao

A girl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 toilet.

She asked a sardar, “sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.”

sardar replied “naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.”

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maine aj pani ko bewakoof banaya

Sardarni to sardar “sardargi, maine aj pani ko bewakoof banaya”

Sardar “wo kaisay sardarnI?”

Sardarni, “main ne pane garam kya per thanday se naha lya!!”

ha ha ha

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Will u marry , after i die

Sardar: “Will u merry , after i die.”

Wife : “No i wiil live with my sister.”

Wife : “Will u marry , after i die.”

Sardar: “No i will also live with ur sister.”

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sardar was asked a question

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

Interviewer “Who killed Gandhiji ?”

Sardar “Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate it.”

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Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta

Sardar to Girlfriend “Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.”

Girlfriend “Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.”

Sardar “1 biwi aur 3 bacche”

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Santa got very angry

Santa got very angry when he read Banta’s message:

“Padnewala Stupid”

Usne us message pe reply kia:

“Bhejnewala Stupid”

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Sardar ji ko logo ne kyun mara

Ladka: Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?

Sardar: “yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi 

Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai.”

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machis

SARDAR: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi.

SON : kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon.

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Sardar went 2 hotel

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,

Waiter comes with the order,

Surdar:Murge ki taang kaha hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha.

Surdar: Dil?

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

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Santa ped pe chada

Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe Bandar ne pocha

“Upar kyu aaya?”

Banta: “Apple khane.”

Bandar: “Ye to aam ka ped he.”

Banta: “Pata he apple sath laya hoon.”

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Akal badi ya bhains

“Akal badi ya bhains?”

Sardar: Pehle date of birth to batao.

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